The big book of FML

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The definitive document.

At last, the chance to get your hands on this wonderful item, a beautifully
presented, exhaustive compilation of all the stories from the website.
Realizing that your household can’t go on without having a copy, you now
imagine it in your mind’s eye; picture it near your sofa, by your toilet, or
lifting up a dog’s basket. It can be yours, it can change your life; it can be your life.
Feeling down? Order it now, you won’t regret it.
Or don’t order it, go about your day and feel like an idiot tomorrow.
Ordering it is easy, just fill out the box below.
Life can at last take on some sort of meaning, like 42.

Format: 21x29.7cm / Pages: approx. 14'000
Weight: 58kg / Price: TBA

Contains all the FMLs published and denied since the website’s launch. Tons of previously unpublished stories that the general public has never seen before.